Out of respect for everyone within eyesight of my legs, I resorted to artificial measures. Please don't send me parental messages using the words "cancer" or "aging". I get slim to zero sun year-round, yall. Nothing 5-6 trips to the bed will cause. The temperature is rising. So it's time to harvest some freckles. Frankly, I'm just tired of being called
white girl by my husband.
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